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Invariable Consequences Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”...

An I.Q. Too High To Buy A scientist tells a pharmacist, “Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid.” “Do you mean aspirin?” asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. “That’s it!” he says. “I can never u2028remember the name.” Submitted by R. s., via m...